this is my first journal entry and tbh i dont really know what to say-apart from my friends a noob as he wouldnt get out of a PHYSICS TEST to play guitar. what a marshmallow. i dont know what to write... roblol 1 word: creed. im gonna finish by writing a joke:
Little girl is walking down the street with her mum and they see two dogs shagging on the sidewalk. The little girl turns to her mother and says? 'Mummy, what are those two dogs doing.' ?The mother, a bit embarrassed, thinks quickly on the spot and says. 'The dog on top has hurt his leg, and the other dog is carrying him home.' 'Typical', the little girl remarks. 'You try to help someone out and they turn around and fuck you in the arse.'
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Team Edward-no thanks,
Team Jacob- No that guy stinks
Team Jasper-Hale Yes!